What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 28.06.2025 00:47

You Only Live Twice
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Why did the Soviet Jews hate the Soviet Union?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Moonraker
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Live and Let Die
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
From Russia With Love
Goldfinger
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Why do men choose to marry a plain Jane woman over a pretty woman?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
A View to a Kill
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Diamonds Are Forever
-J W Pepper
Why do people say "tall, dark, and handsome" when they actually mean "tall, white, and handsome"?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
The Man with the Golden Gun
Dr No
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Octopussy
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Why is my ex still keeping in touch with me even though she dumped me?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-All the bad guys are black.
-”Ah so!”